Posted on 10/22/2005 9:18:15 AM PDT by genefromjersey
It’s now out in the open: The new TV drama “Commander in Chief” was aired to pre-test and pre-market the candidacy of Hillary Clinton for President in 2008.
Secondary goals may have been : getting on Hillary’s “good side” early on, suggesting what her agenda should be , getting some juicy staff appointments lined up in advance ,getting an inside track for the campaign advertising dollars – the possibilities are endless.
With this in mind, here are my screenplay notes for an ALL (!) NEW (!)EPISODE (!) of TV’s up-and-coming drama :
(Please note: In keeping with my usual practice, I have made a conscious effort to offend as many people as possible. It’s hard work, but somebody has to do it ! )
(Scene is the Breakfast Nook in the White House. Camera does quick pan of tastefully set table , waiting attendants. Then, in background, we hear: )
Marine Guard : “ Ten….HUT !!”
(Secret Service Agents are shown briefly. They are at rigid attention-and humming “Hail to the Chief”. Brisk footsteps approach the Breakfast Nook.)
President Clinton : (Enter,stage right. Stops abruptly, glances back, snarls:)” Agent Witherspoon : Is that a gravy stain on your tie ?”
Witherspoon : (Stammering) “N-no, Madame President . It’s a blood stain…from when I got shot last time ? Jumping between you and that –uh- disappointed campaign contributor ?”
President : “ Oh. Yes. Well, consider yourself “on report” anyway. I want my people to look sharp !” (Enters Breakfast Nook.)
Attendant : “Good morning,Madame President ! What would you like for breakfast ?”
President : “ Bring me a tall glass of iced tea with lemon. I need something to warm up my blood and sweeten my disposition.”
(Smiles. Geena Davis she’s not.)
Bill (Bubba) Clinton : ( Enters Breakfast Nook, looking a bit sheepish.)
“Mornin’ darlin’ !”
President : “Don’t good morning me, you worm …and it’s “Madame President” to you ! “
Bubba : “Lord,woman ! What did ah do now ? “
President : “You know very well what you did ! Last night !! “
Bubba : (Bites lip) “Ah did not have sex with that woman ! “
President : (Glares) “What woman ? “
Bubba : “ Helen Thomas , darlin’ . She was in the Lincoln bedroom last night, but she was with some Ay-rab feller : Pajama ? No, Osama . Osama bin Laden, or some such. An’ Hugo Chavez, too. “
President: “What was Hugo Chavez doing in the Lincoln bedroom ?”
Bubba : “ Well….Fidel couldn’t make it. He is getting’ on in age,darlin’. Hugo sorta took his place.
President : “ And what,exactly, were you doing there ?”
Bubba : “ Mostly, ah was tryin’ to keep a straight face, darlin’.”
(Grins) “ Ol’ Osama bin tryin’ , but he wasn’t doin’ much to uphold the honor of Islam – if you catch my drift.
Ol’ Hugo kept a-yellin; : “Just pretend she’s a camel !” ; and Osama fires back : “ I thought she was !”
Bubba : An’ ol’ Helen : she’s lookin’ disgusted – like she mostly does anyway – and she says : “Do you think the American people will (umph) stand for this ? “
President: (Intrigued,in spite of herself) “ Then what ?”
Bubba : “Ol’ Hugo shouts: “ They won’t stand for it – they’ll be too busy rollin’ on the floor, laughin’ !”
Bubba: “ That was some “interview” she did ! Ah had the Chief of Staff tape the whole thing – just like ah had someone tape that interview you give to Janet before she got her big job.”
President: “ You-you – PIG ! If I ever find that tape , you’re HISTORY ! “
(Fade to……………..Commercial break.)
I simply do not believe that such an expensive enterprise was undertaken without the primary goal of making money. That makes me think that the analysis in this article is conspiracy theory.
Awfully-clean language we hear coming from Hillary's mouth; guess the "campaign" really "softened" her up. /dripping sarcasm
It’s now out in the open: The new TV drama “Commander in Chief” was aired to pre-test and pre-market the candidacy of Hillary Clinton for President in 2008.
or, how they started the desensitizing of gays
You underestimate the devotion of the MSM to the Left. They have shown that they will gladly go into the tank for their agenda. See CBS, NY Times, etc.
I guess they settled on 'French Toast' for breakfast...
Too funny!
While Conservatives start think tanks and candidates who go out and campaign for ideals, the libs create TV shows and movies to sneak their ideas in like some gigantic advertising company trying to convince us that "new and improved" actually means something.
Oh gondramB,you have pierced the veil of secrecy !
Look at who is behind this vast conspiracy to deny poor Hillary another chance at the Whitehouse silverware:
http://www.wiolawapress.com/apriscilla.htm
"... gladly go into the tank for their agenda."
Yes they have been willing to do that. Since the NYT has lost 53% of their circulation - how much farther down will they go before they decide that supporting the Witch-in-Chief may not be in their best interests ..??
Did you see the page on Rove. "Carl Rove (grandson of concentration camp builders)" That's not funny.
And a new fringe allegation: Linking Colin Powell to the investigation against Rove. I've decided the whole site is not funny. But thanks for the link.
When Ambassador Wilson was asked how he knew it was Rove, he had documents in his possession identifying Rove as the leaker from a secret investigation of the State Department¥s Internal; Security Unit. It was a from a small clique, four Clinton holdovers in that department of the State Department that were sympathetic to what had happened to Wilson. These investigations could not have possibly been made without at least the tacit acquiescence of Secretary of State Colin Powell.
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