Not a chance. You could not GIVE me a season ticket to an NBA game, anywhere.
Your opinion of the NBA was quite clear in your post. Just a little joke on my part.
I really feel that way about all pro sports. The tickets are overpriced; the games aren't all that good; the stadiums are built with taxpayer money and the franchises are socialistic enterprises; it's an extreme (dangerous), time-consuming hassle to attend, and the players are terrible role models for kids. I watch some NFL on TV, but that's it.
I sometimes go to minor league baseball games, but the atmosphere is completely different from "big-time" sports.