By reading that word, I have activated your DNA. You will now send me $100 of your hard-earned cash to help me establish a new foundation in California for remote DNA activation.
I plan to build a 10,000 sq ft ranch retreat, where I will live in tax-free luxury and where you can rent a room for spititual guidance.
It has been dark and rainy here all day and my DNA could certainly have used some activation. You are using your powers in a selective way instead of distributing them to everyone for free. I'm gonna sue!