[ARCADIA]

The story will pick up with the fictional prize fighter retired and a widower in a retirement home—meaning no Adrian—who, now broke and after a attempting to overdose on Viagra, agrees to take on Apollo Creed for a third time in a nursing home bout to duke it out for their Social Security retirement.

Nursing home at age 60? IIRC we use to joke about doing a Rocky movie with two old cogers with strollers in a nursing home....and, it sounds like they went ahead and produced that joke.

[bdfromlv]

Did you hear the one about the little old lady in the old folks home that had a lot of retired police officers? She was rolling down the hallway and out jumped one of the oldies from a room and heard the man say "slow down your going to fast", she said "yes officer", as she continued down the hall at the next room another old officer jumped out and demanded "Let me see your license to drive that" she handed him a candy wrapper from her bag and he said "OK you can go" she replied thank you officer and continued down the hall, at the next doorway out jumped a naked old man right in front of her, surprised she exclaims "Oh no not the breathalyzer again".

[Erasmus]

Nursing home at age 60?

It was all those 'roids.

Hemo- or Ste-, I'm not sure.