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Rocky Sequel to Knock Out Social Security
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| Chris Davis
Posted on 10/19/2005 3:52:16 AM PDT by cyborg
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posted on
10/19/2005 3:52:16 AM PDT
by
cyborg
To: cyborg
Just like with the other Rocky and Rambo flics, I will wait until they show up on TV, and I don't mean Pay Per View.
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:04:07 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Don't quag Miers!!!!)
To: F.J. Mitchell
Just like with the other Rocky and Rambo flics, I will wait until they show up on TV, I don't think you'll have a long wait after the 'release'. Should go straight to the discount dvd bin at Wal-Mart.
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:11:48 AM PDT
by
woofer
To: cyborg
Apollo died at the hand of the Russian fighter (Drago) in Rocky IV. Just who did they bury at the cematary?
To: Sgt_Schultze
cematary = cemetery
To: cyborg
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:16:30 AM PDT
by
kanawa
To: cyborg
As satire goes, I give this a B.
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:16:30 AM PDT
by
Alexander Rubin
(Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
To: woofer
LOL! My thoughts exactly.
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:29:02 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Don't quag Miers!!!!)
To: cyborg
AngelesFor yet a sixth time, there is to be another Rocky sequel. I know it's satire, but simple facts need to be right. "Rocky Balboa" ("Rocky 6") will be the fifth sequel, not the sixth. It will be the sixth installment in the franchise.
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:36:05 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
("Political looters" should be on sight)
To: cyborg
I ran in to Lee Canalito in Houston the other day. Lee was in one of the old Stallone films, Paradise Alley. Lee is another one of those 50+ year old guys that is in amazing shape.
Nice guy too.
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:41:20 AM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Don't get stuck on stupid - Lt. General Honore)
To: cyborg
The story will pick up with the fictional prize fighter retired and a widower in a retirement homemeaning no Adrianwho, now broke and after a attempting to overdose on Viagra, agrees to take on Apollo Creed for a third time in a nursing home bout to duke it out for their Social Security retirement.
Nursing home at age 60? IIRC we use to joke about doing a Rocky movie with two old cogers with strollers in a nursing home....and, it sounds like they went ahead and produced that joke.
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:58:07 AM PDT
by
ARCADIA
(Abuse of power comes as no surprise)
To: cyborg
I never watched the first five.., they were that bad..and I'm even from the Philly area.
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posted on
10/19/2005 5:14:01 AM PDT
by
SueRae
To: cyborg
We made a student film in high school, satirical, that was funnier than this article. Our character was named Rocky Bal-Movement.
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posted on
10/19/2005 5:17:39 AM PDT
by
YourAdHere
(Viking kitties taste like chicken.)
To: cyborg
I think you all missed this little tag line at the end of the article....
"Read more from author Political Satirist Chris Davis"
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posted on
10/19/2005 5:20:52 AM PDT
by
TheBattman
(Islam (and liberalism)- the cult of Satan)
To: Alexander Rubin
As satire goes, I give this a B. You must be grading on a weak curve. This piece has two jokes (Wheel Chair, Social Security), both get flogged to death. I would be hard pressed to score this a C.
To: cyborg
Check out the photo above "I'll take the second bomb from the left"... I love it... Life immitates Parody... what a wonderful world.
To: ARCADIA
Did you hear the one about the little old lady in the old folks home that had a lot of retired police officers? She was rolling down the hallway and out jumped one of the oldies from a room and heard the man say "slow down your going to fast", she said "yes officer", as she continued down the hall at the next room another old officer jumped out and demanded "Let me see your license to drive that" she handed him a candy wrapper from her bag and he said "OK you can go" she replied thank you officer and continued down the hall, at the next doorway out jumped a naked old man right in front of her, surprised she exclaims "Oh no not the breathalyzer again".
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posted on
10/19/2005 5:41:06 AM PDT
by
bdfromlv
(Leavenworth hard time)
To: F.J. Mitchell
--as with any other film connected in any way with the anti-gun hypocrite-(and complete a-hole) "Sly" Stallone, I will wait until hell freezes over before seeing it--
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posted on
10/19/2005 5:42:37 AM PDT
by
rellimpank
(urbanites don' t understand the cultural deprivation of not being raised on a farm:NRABenefactor)
To: cyborg
Producers are said to be talking with former actor, Carl Weathers, to reprise his role as a wrinkled Apollo Creed. Wait a second... is this going to be one of those Dallas-style dream sequences where the prior movies never happened? I remember seeing Apollo creed killed by the Russian figher.
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posted on
10/19/2005 6:03:31 AM PDT
by
AbeKrieger
(Islam is the virus that causes al-Qaeda.)
To: cyborg
...after a attempting to overdose on Viagra, ??? Was he planning to impale himself?
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posted on
10/19/2005 6:25:06 AM PDT
by
weegee
(To understand the left is to rationalize how abortion can be a birthright.)
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