[Army Air Corps]

"...what a hideous skank."

You, sir, are being faaaaar too kind.
I have seen better looking women in the wreckage of automobiles at the scene of a head-on collision.

[No Blue States]

She is so ugly she went to the haunted house and they gave her a job application.

[dearolddad]

You, sir, are being faaaaar too kind. I have seen better looking women in the wreckage of automobiles at the scene of a head-on collision

If my dog looked like that, I'd shave her a*s, and teach her to walk backwards.