Photo: French prostitutes protest at European Parliament (Stand back! I think I’m gonna hurl!)

Reuters via Yahoo! ^ | 10/18/05

[reagan_fanatic]

OMG. Someone please find and arrest the perp who mercilessly beat that poor woman senseless with an ugly stick.

[reagan_fanatic]

Helen Thomas high school photo?

[dearolddad]

You, sir, are being faaaaar too kind. I have seen better looking women in the wreckage of automobiles at the scene of a head-on collision

If my dog looked like that, I'd shave her a*s, and teach her to walk backwards.

[Skooz]

I can actually smell that picture.

[Junior]

It'll certainly be prettier...

[Redleg Duke]

My eyes! My Eyes!

[andy58-in-nh]

LOL!

I know what you mean. This woman is so ugly, I think they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

[Malacoda]

It's probably a scratch-n-sniff.

[fish hawk]

What do their customers look like? Michael Moore!!!

[GreenLanternCorps]

"Camille Cabral has been a transsexual born in Brazil and life in France for several years. Dermatologist of formation, it implies himself since nearly fifteen years for the improvement of the public health. Camille was also elected in 2001 like municipal adviser of the Party Greens to the 17 ième district of Paris and was candidate for the Green Party with the legislative éléctions in 2002. She is fondatrice of PASTT (Prevention, Action, Santé, Travailleurs, Transgenres), an organization for the rights of disguised and the transsexuals working in the industry of the sex. Camille is militant in the fight for the rights of the workers and of the workers of the sex and implies itself particularly near migrant associations of workers of the sex in Europe."

This explains a lot.

[GreenLanternCorps]

More music...

LOLA, The Kinks

I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

Well I left home just a week ago,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.

Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

[GreenLanternCorps]

Ivan,

You are the C. D. Bales* of Free Republic. Both the quantity and quality of your insults are awe inspiring.

*See the bar scene in Roxanne:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093886/

[Taffini]

I think it is an ugly man with fake boobs, really, that's a guy or it was at one time

probably the ugliest arms in france too

[Taffini]

missed 101 entry so i guess i was right

who would hire this nasty?

[miss marmelstein]

My husband and I were walking on the Right Bank in Paris a few years ago when we strayed into a redlight district. I'll never forget the evil-looking elderly prostitute (or madam) standing in the window in a black dress. She looked exactly like Cloris Leachman in "High Anxiety." Give me those 11th Avenue hookers any day!

[Michael Bluth]

OH NOOOOOOOoooooooooo...........!!!!!!!

My mind's eye has gone BLIND!

[MadIvan]

I'll take that as a compliment. I thank God however that my nose is not of sufficient length to be Cyranoesque. Having said that, among other things, I collect copies of Cyrano de Bergerac from around the world.

Regards, Ivan

[stylecouncilor]

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