You are the C. D. Bales* of Free Republic. Both the quantity and quality of your insults are awe inspiring.
*See the bar scene in Roxanne:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093886/
I'll take that as a compliment. I thank God however that my nose is not of sufficient length to be Cyranoesque. Having said that, among other things, I collect copies of Cyrano de Bergerac from around the world.
Regards, Ivan