I would rather spend the $5.00 on having my nose hair trimed.
I'll trim your nose hair for 5 bucks!...........Where's my weed eater?...........
Oil companies ARE oil companies because they don't have a better way to make money that oil. If you had better technology (I don't know, like say nuclear) they would use it (we effectively dont have nuclear technology because the government makes it impossible to build plants).
These companies are in it for the money!!! If they could just pull energy from the freakin' sky in quantities large enough to replace oil they would be happy to do it since it would be more reliable and reduce their overhead. We have been playing around with wind, solar, geothermal, cold fusion and Tesla for a couple of generations now. How can you explain how there isn't a single workable solution out there yet considering the amount of money we have spent as taxpayers in this country alone? Where are the defectors and whistleblowers from these giant energy companies who spill the beans about the magic power supply you can hold in your hand and power your entire city? Where are the Kennedy's with their incredibly rich liberal buddies introducing some workable technology? How come the French, English or Germans aren't any further along either??
If the conspiracy is so vast, why don't we have a single voice anywhere who can stand up to even a small amount of scrutiny and explain how we can avoid paying the extortion of Amoco/BP/Mobil/Texaco/Shell/Kennedy (yes,they too have an oil company)?
Oh shoot, apparently its medication time again here at the institution. I'll be back after the nurse gives me my pills.
I'd pay $5 for a good nose hair trimmer!
that only costs five bucks??