[SIDENET]

I'm gonna start crappin' on peoples' windshields and say the "bird flu" made me do it. It's gonna be fun, especially on those cars with the goofy lefty bumperstickers.

Best post of the night. ROTFLOL!

[Emmett McCarthy]

Actually, I think it would be smart and profitable to convince people that this "bird flu" will probably mutate into a computer "virus". Then I could get some geeks-for-hire to go around the country installing some super-duper "Windows Wiper" software designed to wipe the bird crap off computer monitor screens at startup.

I could get as rich as a generator salesman before Y2K.