Posted on 10/15/2005 2:09:46 PM PDT by wagglebee
RUSH: We got great audio sound bites from Calypso Louie coming up. Calypso Louie's -- what is this thing being called tomorrow? The Million More March. You know, tomorrow is a fascinating day, ladies and gentlemen. Tomorrow is showdown Saturday. This is Open Line Friday. Tomorrow is a Saturday that will test aspirations. It will test hopes and dreams. Will they reject the past and look to building a better future? If you think I'm talking about the referendum in Iraq, you're only partially correct. I am talking about that. They're going to be voting on the constitution there tomorrow. But I'm also talking about the referendum in Washington, the Calypso Louie event in Washington, DC, the Million More March. I don't know if anybody else sees the parallel. Here we have in Iraq three factions: The Shi'a, the Sunnis and the Kurds. In Washington we have three factions: The Calypso Louies, the Reverend Jacksons, and the Reverend Sharptons. Now, in Iraq, the Shi'a, the Sunnis and the Kurds are trying to work out a brighter future. In Washington, DC, the three factions, the Farrkhans, the Reverend Jacksons, and the Sharptons, are trying to capitalize on the past. We ought to take bets on where the turnout will be the highest, Iraq or Washington, DC.
My bet is that the turnout in Iraq to vote on the constitution will be much higher than the turnout which I think will be staggeringly low at the Million More March of Calypso Louie in Washington. Speaking of Calypso Louie, he was on with David Asman yesterday, The Big Story, on Fox. Asman says, "I was reading a transcript of a speech that you gave at the National Press Club, Minister Farrakhan, where you say that this idea, the idea for this whole thing came from a vision in which you said, 'The desire of President Reagan concerning the planning of war involving young black men here on the soil of America, this is what inspired me to tour the country, and this is what eventually led to the Million Man March on October 16th, 1995.' What was that vision all about?" Now, folks, I want to promise you that what you're about to hear is Calypso Louie. It is not Paul Shanklin impersonating Calypso Louie. This is Calypso Louie himself yesterday afternoon on the Fox News Channel.
CALYPSO LOUIE: I was in a tiny village in Tepoztlan in Mexico on the 17th of September, 1985, and I had a vision-like experience climbing a mountain there on the top of which is a temple to the Mesoamerican Christ figure, Quetzalcoatl. And one of these little UFOs came over that mountain, and I was signaled from a group of persons to come, and I was beamed up into that small vehicle and carried to a larger vehicle where I heard the voice of my leader and teacher, the Honorable Elijah Mohammed saying these words to me. In early September, the president met with his Joint Chiefs of Staff to plan a war. He didn't tell me who the war was against or what not, but later in the next -- early in the next year, it came to me while I was in Ghana that this war was against Libya and Libya's leader, Moammar Khadafy. So I went there and warned him of what was about to take place, and it did take place.
RUSH: Okay, so that apparently was the inspiration for the Million Man March, which will be added on to tomorrow with a Million More March. Little UFOs over the mountaintop, Calypso Louie beamed up to the mother ship, and notice he talks here about the Joint Chiefs of Staff -- and I meant to say it that way because this now explains the call that we got from Rita X all those years ago. Mike, would it be difficult to find the call from Rita X? We have the call from Rita X? That's a pretty long call. How long is that call? It's like six minutes long. Well, let's go for it. What's the date on this call? We're going to get that call here in just a second. This call goes back to the early nineties. Rita X, that's what she called herself, calling from Detroit, really laying into me while praising Calypso Louie, and she talked about him being beamed up to a mother ship. There was a mother ship up there floating around and all black people are eventually going to be beamed up to it. You know, we thought she was just typical talk radio kook, but now we have found after all these years, over 15 years, I'm guessing, have gone by since Rita X's first call, and we now know the basis of that call. So we'll get to that call in the next segment.
First up, the next bite from Calypso Louie. Now, after that, Calypso Louie just said, "One of these little UFOs came over that mountain and I was signaled from a group of persons to come, and I was beamed up into that small vehicle and carried to a larger vehicle," blah, blah. You would think Asman would have said, "UFOs? Could you describe the UFOs?" But no. The next question... Now, see, if Pat Robertson had said something like this, this would be all over the press all day today. He would be labeled as a kook and a fantastic, "We've got to get rid of him, he's dangerous, look at who the religious right are." Calypso Louie says it, and for obvious reasons nobody can characterize it for what it is. They just, "Well, he said it, okay, I'll go to my next question." Next question from David Asman was, "Let me ask, if I could, you mentioned the Honorable Elijah Muhammad, who founded the Nation of Islam. He also claimed that white men were created by an evil scientist many centuries ago. Do you agree with that?"
CALYPSO LOUIE: I would like to discuss the birth of the white race as you know, anthropologists say that all life began in Africa, the origin of man began in Africa. So the red, the brown, the yellow, and the white are really children of the --
ASMAN: Six thousand years ago, an evil scientist named Yakub a black scientist, created the white man, is that what you believe?
CALYPSO LOUIE: I believe, sir, that all of us come from the originator of the heavens and the earth and that white people are the newest people on our planet and have been created by God to rule for a certain period of time, and you have ruled, and you have done great things and awful things in the time of your rule, but a new world is coming in, and white supremacy and black inferiority will have no place.
RUSH: So the next question, after this, was, "Reverend Farrakhan, we have so many rumor mills at work in the world, partly because of the internet, but we're always getting wild rumors. Why dignify a crazy hate-filled rumor like levees being blown up with your word and with your suggestion that it might be true?" Here's the answer.
CALYPSO LOUIE: No, all the evidence is not in, sir, unless an investigation is carried out to prove that is only a rumor. And whether it is or is not, look at the talk that's going on today that they don't even feel that the ninth ward should be rebuilt, that it should be made into a wetland. What will happen to the tens of thousands of persons who live there and won't be able to come back and are not being called back to clean their neighborhood up and rebuild as they were asked to rebuild in 1927?
RUSH: All right, all right. Two things. The guy has just got through saying that he was beamed up by UFOs into a bigger ship, and then Asman -- and I understand why, believe me, I understand why. Asman says, "Why lend your credibility to the notion...?" (interruption) What? The whole thing is ridiculous. You're misunderstanding me, Mr. Snerdley. I'm telling you, here a guy has just said UFOs plucked him out of a mountaintop in Mexico, took him up to hear the words of Elijah Muhammad where he predicted the war against Khadafy and then Asman says, "Why would you lend your credibility to this rumor that the levies were blown up?" Credibility? (laughing) I know what he means: credibility with his flock, credibility with his audience. I mean this, folks, architect of the Million More March tomorrow in Washington, DC. Do we have Rita X's call ready to go? Oh, we've got a quick two minute Rita X call. When's this call from? What's the date? Oh, okay, so 1990, so we're going to go back 15 years. This is Rita X in two minutes.
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RITA X: Let me just say this. There is a spaceship called the mother plane.
RUSH: Yes.
RITA X: And on the mother plane it has what is called 1,500 bombing planes, and very soon in the 1990s, afford the closure on the UFO phenomena which has been withheld from the public will be exposed.
RUSH: I see.
RITA X: The Pentagon, NASA space program, the president of the United States, and the Joint Chiefs of Staff, both Congress and the senator of the USA as well as the Navy and Air Force intelligence, FBI and CIA will be forced --
RUSH: You forgot Interpol. You forgot Interpol.
RITA X: Well, will be forced to Face the Nation in the mounting crisis in the air and on the land and the sea and give up the secrets. What are the secrets? The secret is the president and his chief joints of staff are planning a secret war involving their over 40-year knowledge of an encounter with a black fleet which has been called the unidentified flying saucers.
RUSH: Rita, Rita, hang on a minute. The chiefs of joint, as you say, the chairman of the chiefs of joint is a black man.
RITA X: Colin colonel Powell?
RUSH: Colonel Colin Powell. "Colin Colonel Powell?" It's Colonel Colin Powell.
RITA X: Well let me rephrase this.
RUSH: General! It's General Colin Powell. It's General Colin Powell.
RITA X: Because he has planted genocide on the black community as Minister Farrakhan has revealed to the masses of the people that President Bush has sat down with Colonel Colin Powell to plan genocide against the black community. But this is why the event, the mother plane is there, and the mother plane will destroy England, and that's why you notice that when the first sightings of the writings in the hedges from Stone Hinges and the writing in the grass was 50 miles from what is called Stone Hedges in England.
RUSH: Stone hedges, yes.
RITA X: The mother plane, the 1,500 bomber plane, will drop three baby planes, three bombs on England and destroy England, and also she will destroy your -- your air -- the air -- the American air, uh, bases.
RUSH: Yeah.
RITA X: And her jet and --
(end clip)
RUSH: So that was it. We condensed that down from the whole six minute call for Rita X. There were two calls, but that's the basis, now, for her call was Calypso Louie and the UFOs and Mexico, back in 1985. Mother plane. Yeah, that's when she called me "the head of trickinology," and, of course, one of my favorite parts of that, and it's hard to pick one, is aside from the "chief joints of staff" is that we were going to blow up the "Stone hinges."
I happened to catch that yesterday. Man, that was funny - those people are completely nuts!
I think the bigger nuts are the media whores who cover these morons!
I heard Rush on Fri, what a hoot!
does anyone have the audio of this?
forget it...i just found the audio. ;-)
Thanks Mr. Yakub, I owe you one.
I've been laughing about that line for - what - over 10 years now? Too funny...
In retrospect, that little "slip" by Rush might have been the first clue to his drug addiction.
One of the only cool things about living near Detroit is listening to that Lunatic Rita. She used to call a former local talk radio host, Mark Scott. She was known as Rita from Detroit. She used to call and tell us how she had absolute evidence that white doctors remove tails from white babies after they are born.
When asked for the evidence, she mailed Mark Scott some drawings from a Ripley's Believe it or Not magazine.
Unfortunately Mark Scott had dies and Rita has slipped over to teh mother ship, never to be heard from again.
Is that a joke? Or did Louie Farakoutofyourmind actully say that.
That wasn't a slip, Rush was quoting Rita x verbatim when he said "chiefs of joint".
I've listened to that call many times, and it has always seemed to me that Rush was repeating what she said, but that he didn't realize that HE was saying "chiefs of joint".
Here is the link to the Fox News transcript with Calypso Louie:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,172276,00.html
***CALYPSO LOUIE: I was in a tiny village in Tepoztlan in Mexico on the 17th of September, 1985,...
And one of these little UFOs came over that mountain,...
and I was beamed up into that small vehicle and carried to a larger vehicle where I heard the voice of my leader and teacher,...***
Reading too much Carlos Castaneda stories about the shaman Don Juan.
Watching way too much STAR TREK.
Peyote and Tequila. What a combo!
What makes Calypso Looie!
We already had Calypso Louie's Million Man masterwork on record when Rita X called in. It is hard to imagine that Rush didn't know about it at the time.
I'm not sure I know what you mean, the first Rita X call was in 1990, the first Million Man March was in 1995.
This got be second funniest thing on Calyso Louis since try mulitpy the number of first million man march since the number 19
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