I live about 2 miles from Southfork, and I've never even been there!
I'm in Wylie. You?
It is interesting that while most of we Texans are polite and cordial whenever meeting folks from elsewhere, often these same folks will go out of their way to make a pointed attack against us. A little trick I have used is to comeback with comments such as; "have you ever heard a song about Rhode Island"?. "Can you name one epic novel written about New Jersey"? Can you name a state that has had probably a dozen movies made about the same event (Alamo) and continues to sell well each time"?
By pointing out That Texas is a unique place with it's own unique history that no other state can compare with usually sends these inferior specimens away in a pissy mood.
Howdy neighbor! I can see it from my yard and I've never been there!
I live about 3 miles north of SouthFork. We have been there, but only because my son competes in Taekwondo tournaments there. It's nice, but not as nice (or as large) as the set they really used for TV.