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Texas - have you seen this one?
email | 10/14 | anonymous

Posted on 10/14/2005 3:43:58 PM PDT by phatoldphart

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, Rick Husband, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Lyndon B.Johnson.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE, Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

NO ONE DOES ANYTHING BIGGER OR BETTER THAN IT'S DONE IN TEXAS.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on!"


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To: hispanarepublicana

Thanks. I'll look for 'em


321 posted on 10/14/2005 8:20:00 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon

322 posted on 10/14/2005 8:22:17 PM PDT by bobbyd (Damn, I've been tagged.....)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon
I've lived in New York and I've lived in Texas. New York ain't got nothing on us ... nothing! OH and they're both better than Washington.

That's pretty funny, coming from a guy in Houston! I could maybe live in Houston . . . . assuming I was in a coma. ;-)

323 posted on 10/14/2005 8:23:18 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: snoringbear

Not to mention how many homes and business anywhere else where the inhabitants proudly display the flag of their state, or a big cast iron outline of their state with the words God Bless.......?


324 posted on 10/14/2005 8:23:39 PM PDT by B.O. Plenty (Islam and liberalism are terminal..)
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To: hispanarepublicana
LOL. I chuckle now when I see all the cinnamon shakers at Starbucks.

Ya know.....I've never been to Starbucks.......
I live on a ranch in south Texas about 40 miles from nowhere
But...
Manuelita's little local resturant suits me just fine.......
I'd stack it up against a Starbucks any day of the week. lol

325 posted on 10/14/2005 8:23:49 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Vision
And I know the number from Maryland is 1. But that doesn't make me any less proud

Nor should it. I know as a Texan that when I visit the Alamo (every time I go to San Antonio, I've probably been 30 or more times). I get goosebumps looking at the flags and reading the displays. It really is holy ground to us Texans who are extremely appreciative of everyone who sacrificed themselves in the Alamo.
326 posted on 10/14/2005 8:23:58 PM PDT by Texas2step (<><)
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To: B.O. Plenty

AMEN!

My wife is a descendant of SA. She's an okie but since her ancestors sold the land that is now the Dallas courthouse I forgive her.


327 posted on 10/14/2005 8:25:22 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: Hank Rearden

Houston - like the engine room of the Titanic.


328 posted on 10/14/2005 8:27:09 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: phatoldphart

Time to go home. Goodnight all!!


329 posted on 10/14/2005 8:28:29 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: Fiddlstix

The attraction, or should I say addiction, started when I was pregnant, who can account for the things pregnant women crave and eat? lol


330 posted on 10/14/2005 8:31:09 PM PDT by kalee
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To: WKB

lol Right! lol


331 posted on 10/14/2005 8:32:27 PM PDT by kalee
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To: kalee

I'm convinced a pregnant woman is who invented mole'. Think about it: cumin, garlic, chocolate, cinnamon, peanutbutter, chile......she must've been pregnant.


332 posted on 10/14/2005 8:33:49 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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To: hispanarepublicana

That sounds like a really old recipe, any hints????


333 posted on 10/14/2005 8:33:58 PM PDT by epaul
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To: kalee
ROFL
Probably because it has chocolate in it.....
334 posted on 10/14/2005 8:35:23 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: epaul

hints?
You can't go wrong with cumin and garlic. Buy a cheap roast and coarsely grind/chop it yourself. NO tomatoes. Make sure there are green chiles in your chile as well as some unsweetened Baker's chocolate and a pinch of sugar.


335 posted on 10/14/2005 8:36:02 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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To: hispanarepublicana; kalee
ROFL
Again
336 posted on 10/14/2005 8:36:48 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Hattie
"Didn't we retain the right to secede in the agreement too?"

No. The SCOTUS scotched that notion in "Texas v White."
337 posted on 10/14/2005 8:41:23 PM PDT by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: phatoldphart

bump for the Lone Star


338 posted on 10/14/2005 8:41:57 PM PDT by Centurion2000 ((Aubrey, Tx) --- Truth, Justice and the American Way)
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To: Texas2step

No that feeling about the Alamo is not reserved for Texans, I'm an Okie and and have felt the same "sacred grounds" feelings you have


339 posted on 10/14/2005 8:42:44 PM PDT by epaul
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To: Republic of Texas

Howdy neighbor! I can see it from my yard and I've never been there!


340 posted on 10/14/2005 8:43:13 PM PDT by ShakeNJake
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