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Posted on 10/14/2005 10:20:29 AM PDT by add925
The good wife's guide
1. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal(especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people.
3. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
4. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.
5. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc and then run a dustcloth over the tables.
6. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
7. Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces(if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
8. Be happy to see him.
9. Greet him with a warm smile and shoe sincerity in your desire to please him.
10. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first- remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
11. Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
12. Your goal: Try to make sure your homeis a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
13. Dont greet him with complaints and problems.
14. Dont complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
15. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
16. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
17. Dont ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will alwaysexercise his will with fairness and truthfullness. You have no right to question him.
18. A good wife always knows her place.
Boys, with the sunny dispositions you both show, it's just ~shocking~ to hear you've had so much trouble with wimmen!
So true.... so very very true! Best wishes to you and the "Mr.".... sounds like you two have a great sense of humor! (Re: pot pies..... ;~) ...)
If he ever came home from work and saw me doing that...he'd institutionalize the woman sitting there and demand to know where his real wife was. :-)
Yeah, and I think there are still some dishes in the sink. How about it.
DA740
Oh!
I didn't know you were married to Lassie ;)
Just curious. What was his mistress' name?
I recommend these:
Well if you did that since you were newlyweds...he wouldn't be shocked!!
*ducks*
Seriously
I said it yesterday and I mean it...
Men would have nothing to do with females AT ALL if it wasn't for sex.
We need separate continents...And I'm not sure we need a bridge either.
Where do I get one of these ladies!... : ) <<< me
Whew! Good, we were worried about you.
That amendment barely failed to pass in 1965. Seems a few men on both coasts had some kind of problem with that. Don't know the complete story.
We have the same dishware pattern!
Let's put it this way. Neither one of us has the same body we had when newlyweds. As we grow old, our eyes get weaker for a reason. :-)
ping.
I do 90% of these things.
Yeah - and that's what they usually say in those cases. What else could it be?
A classic, timeless design. :~D
I have about 200 left should they fall back on old habits. :-)
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