ROFL! Oh, man, that's hilarious. The "foods" themselves are jaw-dropping, but the guy's writing really makes it classic.
Meanwhile, for drinks to wash that down with (and more ROFL commentary): Crazy Asian Drinks. That first page doesn't look like much, but click the links down the left-hand side for the taste-testing reviews of the individual drinks. Check out Pocari Sweat ("looks like a sumo wrestler wrung out his diaper moisture into a glass") or Young Coconut Juice With Jelly ("the jelly bits -- like sea monkeys raping my uvula"), then work your way through the rest. And yes, these are real products.
Also check out the Gallery of Regrettable Food, culinary horrors from cookbooks of the 40's, 50's, and 60's:
