[Eaker]

LOL!!

[Dead Corpse]

Well, ok... You'll get at least one vote then. We could probably get an internet campaign going and get you at least a percentage of the vote.

Considering the lame candidates running, I wouldn't be surprised if you did a lot better than you think you might. You could probably even safely have a family scandal or two in your history and it wouldn't matter compared to Perry, Streyhorn, and Kinky.