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To: jennyp
Well, I guess if you were willing to say that the godless, materialistic theory of astronomy - which says that angels do not push the planets around...

Personally, I think the theory that angels push the planets around in their orbits is wrong. I've developed the theory that angels warp the fabric of spacetime around massive objects, causing them to follow non-euclidean geometric paths. Most recently, I've been working on a theory that quantizes angelic energy into discrete packets. Want to sign up?

5 posted on 10/11/2005 6:41:40 PM PDT by Liberal Classic (No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi.)
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To: Liberal Classic
Personally, I think the theory that angels push the planets around in their orbits is wrong. I've developed the theory that angels warp the fabric of spacetime around massive objects, causing them to follow non-euclidean geometric paths. Most recently, I've been working on a theory that quantizes angelic energy into discrete packets. Want to sign up?

Brilliant! Frankly, we adherents of Angelic Orbital Theory have been frustrated at constantly being stymied in our efforts to get AOT taught in high school science classes. But if we can start a website & publish a popular book or two, and get a PhD or two to sign on, then we can frame the debate in more scientific terms as "science vs. science" instead of "science vs. wackos" as most HS teachers refer to it today.

The good folks at the reDiscovery Institute definitely need to hear about this scientific work. The moral health of society depends on it!

7 posted on 10/11/2005 6:50:57 PM PDT by jennyp (WHAT I'M READING NOW: Art of Unix Programming by Raymond)
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To: Liberal Classic

If all this sarcasm about "angels" is not hostility, I don't know what is.


8 posted on 10/11/2005 6:52:50 PM PDT by bkepley
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