Don't tell me, let me guess... You received some phony baloney from some angel named Morooni?
If you get enough converts you can take over a whole state! I suggest Massachusetts...
;-)
How'd you guess? It was a direct transmission from the ether that led me to some sheets of galvanized roofing that had markings on them that when I stood on my head, squinted real hard and tripled my doses of meds revealed the essence of all things and the secrets of the universe. As a revealed believer of Morooni, it is my sacred duty to bring this enlightenment to the world. And for a modest donation of just twenty five dollars, thats 25 dollars American, 43 dollars Canadian, I will send you these revealed secrets. /parody
What is sad is that I feel the need to put an end parody tag at the end of the above to avoid possible legal ramifications for myself and FReeRepublic. Nobody can just joke around anymore without hurting someones feelings or having things misinterpreted to mean something that was not intended.