Let's see what's in my "Molesters of Little Children Kit": Salt, borax, sulpheric acid, needle-nosed pliers, butane torch (for heating the pliers because direct application makes them pass out too quickly), nylon restraints, ammonia capsules for when they do pass out, rubbing alcohol, pictures of abused children to shove in their faces, pictures of aggrieved parents, scalpels, forceps, sutures, gauze and a zip-loc baggy they can take their formally attached problem back home with them for a keepsake.
Did I forget anything?