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CAPTION JOHN F. KERRY
AP Via Yahoo News ^ | 10-11-05 | AP Via Yahoo News

Posted on 10/11/2005 11:41:47 AM PDT by petercooper

Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., talks with members of the media after touring the United States Coast Guard cutter Senneca, where he also visited with the crew, at the vessel's home port in Boston Tuesday, Oct. 11, 2005. The Senneca recently returned from a tour of duty in New Orleans where the ship and its' crew particpated in rescue operations and command and control functions.(AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)


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To: petercooper

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“I had hoped they’d let me don an orange jumpsuit and rappel down a life line, but all they said was, ‘This is a ship, not the Kennedy Space Center; and no, that’s not the Thunder Dome.’”

41 posted on 10/11/2005 12:12:12 PM PDT by Pirate21 (The liberal media are as sheep clearing the path along which they will be lead to the slaughter.)
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A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless that horse of course, is named.. Mr. Ed...
42 posted on 10/11/2005 12:12:49 PM PDT by mnehring (Cindy Sheehan- The Katy Couric of Al Jazzerra.)
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To: petercooper

The senator activated his heat vision, melting the microphone.


43 posted on 10/11/2005 12:13:37 PM PDT by OkieDoke ("It was seared into my hand," cried the 'journalist'.)
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To: mnehrling

I saw a man in the supermarket the other day, and he looked just like Kerry. Even uglier perhaps. I was scared! Or maybe it was just an early Halloween mask....


44 posted on 10/11/2005 12:16:06 PM PDT by TNCMAXQ
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To: mnehrling

His teeth go clickety-clack you know
he'll waste your time of day!
But Mr. John will never talk,
unless he has nothing to say!
Ohhhhh . . . . .


45 posted on 10/11/2005 12:17:05 PM PDT by OkieDoke (Wilburrrrrrr!)
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To: petercooper

Kerry LURCHES toward the microphones------


46 posted on 10/11/2005 12:17:06 PM PDT by RichRepublican (Some days you're the windshield--some days you're the bug.)
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To: Cyclopean Squid
I look forward to the ALCS! I'm sure the Crimson Stockings will win in a 2 game sweep!

Ha! That's great! Where do they play? It's Fenwick Park, isn't it?



(Bytheway, way to put it to the Braves!)
48 posted on 10/11/2005 12:18:21 PM PDT by Pirate21 (The liberal media are as sheep clearing the path along which they will be lead to the slaughter.)
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To: TexasCajun
He does seem a natural for the part...


49 posted on 10/11/2005 12:18:58 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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To: petercooper

"I can raise my eyebrows THIS high."

Very good Senator.


50 posted on 10/11/2005 12:21:45 PM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (11, 175, 77, 93 - In Memory Always)
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To: petercooper

"I have submitted the paperwork for my fourth purple heart. This one is for the horrendous beating I took against President Bush on election day."

We see this picture of Kerry resting after leaping off the Coast Guard cutter and chasing down a reporter, shooting him in the back.


51 posted on 10/11/2005 12:22:50 PM PDT by Sensei Ern (Christian, Comedian, Husband,Opa, Dog Owner, former Cat Co-dweller, and all around good guy.)
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To: petercooper

Look me in the eye!

You are getting sleepy, sle


52 posted on 10/11/2005 12:23:25 PM PDT by funkywbr
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To: petercooper

No really which way is up? - oh good - I thought I had fallen again.


53 posted on 10/11/2005 12:24:36 PM PDT by kentj
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To: petercooper

Yeah, that big sailor over there, he looked at me funny. Let's say some mean things about him in the news.


54 posted on 10/11/2005 12:25:47 PM PDT by Rane _H
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To: petercooper

55 posted on 10/11/2005 12:25:50 PM PDT by Dont_Tread_On_Me_888 (Bush's #1 priority Africa. #2 priority appease Fox and Mexico . . . USA priority #64.)
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To: petercooper

Is that my reflection over there on the side of the Coast Guard cutter?


56 posted on 10/11/2005 12:27:55 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Judge not, unless ye be a God-fearing originalist)
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To: petercooper



John who?


57 posted on 10/11/2005 12:30:50 PM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (The UN did such a great job with Oil for Food in Iraq, let's let them run the whole country)
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To: petercooper

Did You know I was captain of a Swift Boat for three months before I turned and ran like a Coward!


58 posted on 10/11/2005 12:31:38 PM PDT by True Republican Patriot
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To: petercooper

"I did not work before I ran for the Presidential election, and I am certainly not going to be working now."


59 posted on 10/11/2005 12:32:49 PM PDT by DennisR (Look around - there are countless observable clues that God exists)
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To: Northern Yankee

Did Kerry serve in Vietnam? (tongue in cheek)


60 posted on 10/11/2005 12:35:28 PM PDT by DennisR (Look around - there are countless observable clues of God's existence)
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