These folks from hicksville who seem to have taken over the city since the Giussolini era are some of the most clueless a--holes I have ever met. They think New York is a more congested version of the suburban and rural areas they left. Same goes for the Eurotrash who come to NYC and decide to raise children.
Uh, let's see -- I take two kids from the sticks who probably have southern accents and drop them in Crown Heights. Gee, what could happen?
I actually have a sister-in-law from Hicksville. Hicksville, LI that is. I wonder what her attitude towards the schools there are. She used to work in Manhattan and thought that the Midwest was mostly populated by tobacco-chewing, gun-toting, bambi-killing farmers. She was really wrong. Not all of us chew tobacco.