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No Shirt, No Shoes and No Pants Means Jail
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| 10/10/05
Posted on 10/10/2005 5:00:19 AM PDT by linkinpunk
No Shirt, No Shoes and No Pants Means Jail
Sat Oct 8, 8:36 PM ET
CLEARFIELD, Utah - No shirt, no shoes — and no pants — has landed a Utah man in legal trouble. Last month the 51-year-old Sunset man allegedly entered a local convenience store in the buff on multiple occasions. Clearfield Police say in August he also made a trip through a restaurant drive-thru, au naturel.
City prosecutors have charged the man in justice court with misdemeanor lewdness. But now the Davis County District Attorney's office is investigating allegations of witness tampering, which could result in third-degree felony charges.
Police say that over the past week, the man has telephoned the same convenience store, asking for permission to enter the business naked.
He was attempting to talk clerks out of testifying against him, said Greg Krusi, assistant police chief for Clearfield.
Clerks called police, who kept watch outside the store. They witnessed the man approach the business, strip down and walk inside, Krusi said.
Krusi said officers arrested the man and booked him into the Davis County jail for allegedly driving under the influence, lewdness and telephone harassment.
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: uglynakedpeople
To: linkinpunk
I alway thought that the NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE! sign meant that you could go in sans pants???
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posted on
10/10/2005 5:03:20 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(I am a Red stater trapped in the body of a Blue state.)
To: linkinpunk
So where did he put his wallet?
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posted on
10/10/2005 5:03:33 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
To: Rightly Biased
where did they swipe his credit card?
4
posted on
10/10/2005 5:05:07 AM PDT
by
sure_fine
(*not one to over kill the thought process*)
To: Rightly Biased
Gives a whole new meaning to "filthy lucre" ...
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posted on
10/10/2005 5:05:25 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Rightly Biased
I would bet that the police could also get him for tampering with the *evidence.*
To: sure_fine
How would you like to be the cop that had to say, "Up against the car and spread 'em!"
To: Vaquero
you could go in sans pants Maybe he was just showing off his new Sans-a-Pants belt.
To: linkinpunk
"..he also made a trip through a restaurant drive-thru, au naturel. "
Uh, can I supersize that fer ya?
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
10/10/2005 5:31:12 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro
Shirtless & pants-less at the 7-11?
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posted on
10/10/2005 5:32:39 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(The most dangerous place in America is a mother's womb.)
To: linkinpunk
The dude clearly has serious mental problems.
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posted on
10/10/2005 6:15:46 AM PDT
by
DB
(©)
To: linkinpunk
Clearfield Police say in August he also made a trip through a restaurant drive-thru, au naturel. Yikes. Don't spill the coffee.
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posted on
10/10/2005 6:25:50 AM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(hard-core, politically angry, hyperconservative, and loaded with vitriol about everything liberal.)
To: Vaquero
Right you are. However the in-DUH-vidual in question omitted his shirt and shoes hence the violation ;-)
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posted on
10/10/2005 6:39:39 AM PDT
by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
To: Tijeras_Slim; Fierce Allegiance; TheBigB
No shirt, no shoes — and no pants — has landed a Utah man in legal trouble. Last month the 51-year-old Sunset man allegedly entered a local convenience store in the buff on multiple occasions.It's all the rage these days, I'm tellin' ya.
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posted on
10/10/2005 7:44:00 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Shirtless at the 7-11)
To: martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; TheBigB
We are less than 100posts away from 1.5 million. Who si gonna get it!
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posted on
10/10/2005 7:54:14 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(The most dangerous place in America is a mother's womb.)
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