This is WAY too funny!!! I was wondering why the squirrels in the hood had their pants riding low exposing their butts...
This could definitely be part of the behavior associated with crack-addicted squirrels. Further study is obviously indicated to find out for sure, and you probably have a winning theme for a lucrative Government grant with this. When you win your grant, if you could please keep me in mind as an assistant to your project I would sincerely appreciate it. Stoats are great tree-climbers and I could investigate reports of squirrel crack-dens in the upper treetops while you scout the lower regions. We could use comparative photography (before and after pictures) to isolate and examine specific squirrel fashion concepts before and after the ingestion of the drugs. Deal?
I thought it was their tails getting in the way.