It wasn't the first troll that I have read on FR. At Prout's insistence, I've lurked off and on for a year or so. However, I think that it is the first instance where I've actually responded (sort of) to a troll. I just wish that I had read the comment that started the whole thing. (I think that this is where the post-recovering techniques come in to play. I'll give it a try later.)
Just don't take the Squeedleyspooches as a trophy.
What is a "squeedleyspooch"?
Your brother is the official Defiler of Trollish Squeedleyspooches.
How does he defile them? By breathing on them?
I just know that he takes them away and there is the most horrible screaming. Germs are involved.
To understand what a squeedlyspooch is you must watch Invader ZIM.
As to what the troll said, you have freepmail.