I had a client show up once for a hearing in Federal court, visibly stoned out of his gourd.
It was the closest I ever came to punching out a client.
So, didja get a continuance, or just punch him out for his own good?
LOL See my post (#24) on this thread.
There was a video circulating around on the internet of a guy who showed up stoned on Judge Judy. This guy was red-eyed, his eyelids were at half mast, and he was making no sense at all. When Judge Judy would ask him a question, he would say a few pertinent words on the subject then just start rambling off on weird tangents. At the end of the 5-minute clip, she just says, "We're going to have to do this another day, you're not coherent enough to be doing anything." Maybe it was an outtake.