[catpuppy]

Trust me. The Yugo is an extremely fine automobile that I've known for years. Its unique design and construction coupled with its no nonsense performance make it the ideal vehicle for today's consumer. It's not controversial. Even those who could be expected to criticize it seem happy with the choice.

Without fanfare, it has earned its place in the market. Why just look at the outstanding gas mileage and the low, low price! And its an import, a European import we've demanded in keeping with the grand tradition of Mercedes, BMW and Volvo.

Yugo. It's obviously the best choice.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

*snicker*

I'm sold!

Why do I get the distinct impression that this is akin to what embracing Scientology feels like?