Dear Moveon member;
Please send us money and any dirt you can find on Harriet Meir. We have spent millions on researching every decision by the thirty other possible nominees, but Bush has screwed us again. Apparently, she is not a judge! Mother nature forbid!
Please send more money. Without dirt on her, we do not know whether to sh*t or go blind. This woman has known George Bush for 10 years and must be evil. Please send all dirt and more money as soon as possible so we can hound her to the ends of the earth and rid ourselves of this hellish fiend that Bush has nominated.
P.S. Your donation is needed immediately
LOL!
Unfortunately, some of the RNC solicitations are just as bad.
"You have been specially selected as a member of your congressional district to participate in a survey on American values.
1. Do you support abortion? yes no
2. Do you support the death penalty? yes no
Thank you for your participation.
In order to help save money for our many polticial activites, please include a donation of at least $100 to cover the costs of this survey."
HAHA!
Tried reading this to husband, and I couldn't stop laughing!
You are one funny marauder!