[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

Another witness says the smoke was about what you would see at a BBQ grill.

Just another case of "Grills Gone Wild".

Nothing to see here folks. I'm sure the MSM will sort this all out for us when they're back on the clock...

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"Nothing to see here folks."

Move along, move along... [fireworks in the background]