Nah. Just have to look everywhere. :-)
Community mourns dead chicken (Liverpool, UK)
Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus. (snip)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4372230.stm
Did you see this today in our Times?
'A stupid waste of my beautiful son'
He died Sunday, after an SUV struck the Yellow Cab in which he was a passenger. Martin, 27, was ejected from the taxi and struck his head on the sidewalk. Cabdriver Oluwayanmife Oluwakotanmi, 24, was issued multiple citations because he was trying to make an improper left turn when the accident occurred, police said. The SUV that struck the taxi apparently fled the scene, police said.
"It's a loss and a stupid waste of my beautiful son," said his mother, Diane Martin, speaking from Texas.
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-hitrun24.html
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FDNY chief: We're preparing for nukes
Training: 'The difference between who gets saved and who doesn't get saved'
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46986
Is Osama the Mahdi?
Why U.S. faces heightened risk of nuclear terror through Nov. 2
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46982
Messianic madness of nuclear Osama
Heavenly signs, bin Laden's Mahdi complex raise current threat of 'American Hiroshima'
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46968