It's nearly 10 p.m. and we just returned from 12 straight hours at Sea World (I'm getting too old for this!).
Terrorists can't afford the theme parks ... bin Laden doesn't give them enough per diem for overpriced food and plush Shamu toys. There were hundreds - no, thousands - of foreigners among us, but none looked like a potential jihadi. Many were just dangerously overweight. As for security, all they do is check people with backpacks. Good thing, you never know when some mega-foreheaded American college student is going to try to sneak through, then decide to "commit suicide" on a park bench - carefully, without harming anyone else.
Tomorrow is the ultimate test: the Magic Kingdom. It's fraught with danger. The Jihadis better not mess with this mommy and daddy, wielding a cranky 4-year-old and a know-it-all 6-year-old.
God bless America.
JJ, our best wishes go with you for the success of your mission. You are indeed brave.
Laughing...well now, this sounds like a mission I need to go on.
Keep those communiques coming.
HAVE A GREAT TIME TOMORROW.
Over and out.
FOFL!