We are very very nice on your roads not because we fear being killed, but we fear being fined or locked up. I mean, who wants to pay 250 $ for not having "buckled up" - or 460 $ for being too fast? Not me, not me!! That would be an expensive holiday.
Oh, it's not all that bad, I only paid $135 for my unbuckled seat belt offense. And you can get out of one speeding ticket a year by taking an 8 hour defensive driving course. I've slept through several of those.
As for our third-world guests, that means Dims from Blue states, too...be nice!
Just kiddin. Next time you're over here drive the old Route 66 from Chicago to LA for a good look at Middle America.
Which states have those $250 and $460 fines