KENNEDY CLOSING STATEMENT ON NOMINATION OF JUDGE JOHN ROBERTS (Barf Alert!)

LardAss.com ^ | 30 September 2005 | Senator LA Kennedy

[saveliberty]

PS When I first read your Thread, I thought that I saw "Lord LardAss"! LOL!

[pcottraux]

I like to picture them squealing in pain as they are mercilessly yanked from here.

[trubluolyguy]

Oh cool a troll, I thought you were just myths!

[Brett66]

[blake6900]

Hey, do me a favor, will ya? Don't bother posting anything by Ted Kennedy unless it contains something along the lines of, "I take full responsibility for the death of Mary Jo Kopechne. If I hadn't been driving drunk that night in 1969 that woman would still be alive."

[Aussie Dasher]

Yeah, but what did the troll say? The moderator is too quick for me!

[albee]

"Well, OK, but he did read it himself. ;^)

I don't believe he did.

But he did stay at a Hoiday Inn last night so I guess he's qualified to opine on the qualifications of a man whose jockstrap Kennedy couldn't carry..

[Echo Talon]

Kennedy and Hillary are OUT of THE MAINSTREAM... MORE Democrats voted for Roberts than those who voted against. Those opposing him are out on the fringe.

[InABunkerUnderSF]

Have you ever thought about what it must be like to BE Ted Kennedy?

The brother of two of the most revered men of his era. Champion of a great social movement. Wealthy, powerful and connected the leadership of the free world could have been his. And because of ego, arrogance and failure of character he threw it all away.

For over three decades he has had to stand by and watch as men he must have loathed have risen above him to be President. The social programs he championed in his youth have failed miserably. He has had to watch as they have been dismantled one by one. Issues he championed from the ERA to gun control have been struck down or rendered irrelevant by the flow of history. Today he is just a pathetic ranting gas bag. He has led his party into the minority and has little influence over the course of events.

Twenty years from now John Roberts will probably be the revered Chief Justice. The only one some people will be able to remember. During his tenure he has the opportunity to achieve great things for America.

Twenty years from now Ted Kennedy will be an historical footnote.

[GSlob]

"How do the people of Massachusetts justify sending this oaf to Washington?"
Easily. Having him back in Massachusetts would be much worse. Would YOU like having him around? Well, you do not need to answer: I sense your "no!!!" unless you need a punching bag.

[VeniVidiVici]

"justice for all' is a reality -- not just a pledge in the Constitution

Since Kennedy has been in the Senate for probably 100 years, I'm sure he has the Constitution memorized. Not that he ever follows it, but I'm sure he has it memorized.

Now, I don't have it memorized, so can someone point me to the part of the Constitution where it says this?

[Joe Boucher]

Heir to an illegal booze fortune, philander, drunk, senator and killer.
One hell of a leader there you fat pussball.

[chiefqc]

I'm surprised that he sober enough, at any time, to be able to talk at all.

[1Old Pro]

MESSAGE TO KENNEDY: You Lose!

[trubluolyguy]

Yeah, but what did the troll say? The moderator is too quick for me!

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It said a bunch of garbage about leaving the past in the past, why is it whenever Kennedy opens his mouth someone has to bring up and accident that happened decades ago....

I say, how about because a young girl died in that accident and the fat tub 'o goo was never charged!