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To: John Anderson.Toronto; ALlRightAllTheTime; King Prout; Darksheare; Conspiracy Guy; 3D-JOY; ...
It is only meaningful to those individuals who posess certain traits. Among them are

Must be able to distinguish between the inane and sublime.
Must be able to recite the 9 Runes of the Triad while balancing a quarter on your nose.
Must be able to use the words "prndl" and "ridudicrous" correctly in a sentence of 6 words or less, and the sentence must contain a direct object.
Must possess or in some manner, lay claim to, some semblance of a personality.

Please submit bona fides to the following address:

Ima Whiner
PO BOX BR549
Kwitcherbitchin, Arkansas 0U812

We'll be in touch
206 posted on 09/29/2005 5:01:08 PM PDT by concretebob (We will not stop until every a$$ is kicked and every name is taken.)
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To: concretebob

I was doing OK until I got to the personality requirement!

Oh well!! LOL

Thanks for the ping to this...fun reading!


246 posted on 09/29/2005 6:57:51 PM PDT by 3D-JOY
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To: concretebob
*snrk*
247 posted on 09/29/2005 7:24:21 PM PDT by Flora McDonald (got teufelhunden?)
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