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Hard Time With Peace Mother Sheehan
The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles ^ | Sept. 29, 2005 | Peace Moonbeam

Posted on 09/29/2005 7:55:58 AM PDT by Digital Disaster

September 29, 2005 Washington DC

Our Washington peace protests are in high gear and Peace Mother Sheehan (PMS) is receiving extensive news coverage. Finally our country is focusing again on important issues after being sidetracked by that stupid hurricane stuff. While I am a compassionate liberal and love all people, if I see one more person blubbering on TV about losing his house I’m going to puke! Don’t these people realize that we are protesting to SAVE THE WORLD? Do they even realize that Cindy, myself, and over 300 other peace patriots were imprisoned by this administration? Hello?

As a result of our arrests and imprisonment, I have been changed forever. Nothing in my life prepared me for the horrors of doing “hard time” in the bowls of the Right Wing’s Abu Ghraib-like gulag. Thank God my cellmate was Cindy; I couldn’t have survived without her.

Our cell was small, dirty, and furnished with only a sink, toilet, and 2 bunks. It smelled of urine and Mr. Clean and profane graffiti covered the walls. The food was unpleasant and no vegetarian alternatives were available. I don’t know how much weight we lost but it was no doubt plenty due to our diminished appetites coupled with the severity of our environment.

After a while, the mind-numbing solitude and sensory depravation begins to erode your mental process and you slowly start losing touch with reality. Time seems to stand still and it takes everything you’ve got just to hang on to your last shred of sanity.

If it weren’t for Cindy’s loving and tender touch and whispered words of encouragement I would have succumbed to the madness. We turned to each other in our time of suffering and found the strength we needed to survive. Our salvation was found in each other’s arms while remembering the beauty of a sunset, the majesty of a tall oak, the smell of fresh air after a spring rain, freedom. Our crude jailhouse tattoos will forever signify the bonding of our bodies and souls and the strength of our spirits that sustained us through the darkness.

Difficult and horrifying as it was, those 4 hours in jail made us both stronger and more determined than ever to carry on the fight, together.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: antiwar; campcasey; cindysheehan; hippies; moonbat; peacemoonbeam; protest
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Oh man, will it ever stop? LOL Check out their tattoos photo on the website!
1 posted on 09/29/2005 7:56:01 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
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To: Digital Disaster

You do realize this is a "conservative humor" website...right?


2 posted on 09/29/2005 8:01:41 AM PDT by Hildy
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To: Digital Disaster
Thank God my cellmate was Cindy; I couldn’t have survived without her.

Rubber room mates.

;-)

3 posted on 09/29/2005 8:01:55 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Doctor, my eyes... tell me what is wrong...was I unwise to leave them open for so long)
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To: Digital Disaster

These guys are really good at this, very subtle. It is always hard to spoof people who are a crazy as the sheehanites, you can't really tell the jokes from reality.


4 posted on 09/29/2005 8:02:29 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Digital Disaster

PMS? Is this woman really THAT addled? Well, yeah, I guess she is.


5 posted on 09/29/2005 8:02:30 AM PDT by RexBeach ("The rest of the world is three drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart)
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To: Digital Disaster
the horrors of doing “hard time” in the bowls of the Right Wing’s Abu Ghraib-like gulag."

And all this time I thought they only made cereal criminals do hard time in the bowls.

6 posted on 09/29/2005 8:02:35 AM PDT by Enterprise (The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
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To: Digital Disaster

*LOL* That looks like a very clean cell. Maybe that horrid smell of urine was something on them and not the cell


7 posted on 09/29/2005 8:04:12 AM PDT by TexasTaysor
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To: Digital Disaster

Cindy Sheehan is to peace, what sex is to virginity.


8 posted on 09/29/2005 8:04:13 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Ponce de Leon is coming here to look for the fountain of dumb. The DNC is his first stop.)
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Our salvation was found in each other’s arms while remembering the beauty of a sunset, the majesty of a tall oak, the smell of fresh air after a spring rain, freedom.

ROFL!!!!!

9 posted on 09/29/2005 8:04:51 AM PDT by Minnesocold (Truth itself is the one enemy against which liberalism cannot prevail. -Christopher Adamo)
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To: Hildy

This is great satire. You can tell because it is so difficult to detect. But satire it is, and it sounds just like the moon bats.


10 posted on 09/29/2005 8:05:19 AM PDT by chesley
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To: Enterprise

Quick and funny!!!!


11 posted on 09/29/2005 8:08:46 AM PDT by citabria (South Brunswick Islands, NC)
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To: Digital Disaster

terrific site.... sarcasm at its most polished and subtle form...


12 posted on 09/29/2005 8:08:49 AM PDT by SouthernBoyupNorth ("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
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To: Digital Disaster

Brilliant satire! Consevatives are always wittier than liberals. All the liberals I know are absolutely humorless.


13 posted on 09/29/2005 8:09:14 AM PDT by fullchroma
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To: citabria

Thank you.


14 posted on 09/29/2005 8:09:42 AM PDT by Enterprise (The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
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To: Digital Disaster

Lol! I don't want to discuss that tattoo while thinking of Shitty. I always enjoy reading peace moonbeam's excellent reports : )


15 posted on 09/29/2005 8:09:42 AM PDT by TheSpottedOwl ("President Bush, start building that wall"!)
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To: Hildy

It's always fun to try and pick out the posters who can't tell the difference.


16 posted on 09/29/2005 8:09:44 AM PDT by TheBigB (I will punch the next person who confuses "you're" and "your". Seriously. Don't test me.)
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To: Hildy

Had me going for a few sentences, I must admit. The website is great, and I'm reading through the other "blog" entries....


17 posted on 09/29/2005 8:13:51 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (© 2005, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: Digital Disaster
you slowly start losing touch with reality yea, and that was years ago
18 posted on 09/29/2005 8:13:52 AM PDT by SF Republican
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To: Digital Disaster

I emailed her about "bowls", looks like she changed it. She wrote back that she "had one too many bong hits for breakfast" :)


19 posted on 09/29/2005 8:16:18 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
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To: Digital Disaster

Great satire. Well done!


20 posted on 09/29/2005 8:17:20 AM PDT by Logical me (Oh, well!!!)
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