Posted on 09/29/2005 7:55:58 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
September 29, 2005 Washington DC
Our Washington peace protests are in high gear and Peace Mother Sheehan (PMS) is receiving extensive news coverage. Finally our country is focusing again on important issues after being sidetracked by that stupid hurricane stuff. While I am a compassionate liberal and love all people, if I see one more person blubbering on TV about losing his house Im going to puke! Dont these people realize that we are protesting to SAVE THE WORLD? Do they even realize that Cindy, myself, and over 300 other peace patriots were imprisoned by this administration? Hello?
As a result of our arrests and imprisonment, I have been changed forever. Nothing in my life prepared me for the horrors of doing hard time in the bowls of the Right Wings Abu Ghraib-like gulag. Thank God my cellmate was Cindy; I couldnt have survived without her.
Our cell was small, dirty, and furnished with only a sink, toilet, and 2 bunks. It smelled of urine and Mr. Clean and profane graffiti covered the walls. The food was unpleasant and no vegetarian alternatives were available. I dont know how much weight we lost but it was no doubt plenty due to our diminished appetites coupled with the severity of our environment.
After a while, the mind-numbing solitude and sensory depravation begins to erode your mental process and you slowly start losing touch with reality. Time seems to stand still and it takes everything youve got just to hang on to your last shred of sanity.
If it werent for Cindys loving and tender touch and whispered words of encouragement I would have succumbed to the madness. We turned to each other in our time of suffering and found the strength we needed to survive. Our salvation was found in each others arms while remembering the beauty of a sunset, the majesty of a tall oak, the smell of fresh air after a spring rain, freedom. Our crude jailhouse tattoos will forever signify the bonding of our bodies and souls and the strength of our spirits that sustained us through the darkness.
Difficult and horrifying as it was, those 4 hours in jail made us both stronger and more determined than ever to carry on the fight, together.
You do realize this is a "conservative humor" website...right?
Rubber room mates.
;-)
These guys are really good at this, very subtle. It is always hard to spoof people who are a crazy as the sheehanites, you can't really tell the jokes from reality.
PMS? Is this woman really THAT addled? Well, yeah, I guess she is.
And all this time I thought they only made cereal criminals do hard time in the bowls.
*LOL* That looks like a very clean cell. Maybe that horrid smell of urine was something on them and not the cell
Cindy Sheehan is to peace, what sex is to virginity.
ROFL!!!!!
This is great satire. You can tell because it is so difficult to detect. But satire it is, and it sounds just like the moon bats.
Quick and funny!!!!
terrific site.... sarcasm at its most polished and subtle form...
Brilliant satire! Consevatives are always wittier than liberals. All the liberals I know are absolutely humorless.
Thank you.
Lol! I don't want to discuss that tattoo while thinking of Shitty. I always enjoy reading peace moonbeam's excellent reports : )
It's always fun to try and pick out the posters who can't tell the difference.
Had me going for a few sentences, I must admit. The website is great, and I'm reading through the other "blog" entries....
I emailed her about "bowls", looks like she changed it. She wrote back that she "had one too many bong hits for breakfast" :)
Great satire. Well done!
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