Posted on 09/29/2005 7:16:53 AM PDT by StoneGiant
The following are excerpts from Sout Al-Khilafa, Al-Qaeda's new on-line weekly news broadcast. TO VIEW THIS CLIP VISIT: http://memritv.org/search.asp?ACT=S9&P1=862.
In the name of Allah, the Merciful, the Compassionate…
The Global Media Front presents to you Sout Al-Khilafa [The Voice of the Caliphate].
Speaker: "In the name of Allah, the Merciful, the Compassionate. The headlines of this news summary: Gaza has been liberated – a great victory, yet a weighty responsibility. In Iraq, Abu Mus'ab Al-Zarqawi declares a war of Sunni vengeance, and Hurricane Katrina is the beginning of the divine, just punishment."
Caption: "Sout Al-Khilafa"
Speaker: "Welcome to the 'The Nation's Weekly News Summary' program. First, the Sout Al-Khilafa team sends its best wishes to the Islamic nation for the defeat of the Zionist occupation in a portion of occupied Palestine. We also congratulate ourselves on the destruction caused in America, by one of Allah's soldiers. The Muslim multitudes in Palestine were seen thronging to the liberated lands, waving the banner of victory. Meanwhile, the mouthpieces of the so-called Palestinian Authority spoke about disarming the mujahideen under the pretext of what they called 'the weapons anarchy.' But the response of the mujahideen groups on the front lines was clear. They announced their refusal to disarm as long as the occupier remains in the land of the Muslims."
Caption: "Sout Al-Khilafa"
Speaker: "We now move on to the occupied land, to the land of the Caliphate, the glorious land of Iraq. The American wolves, and behind them the Rafidite Shiite dogs, have desecrated our [women's] honor in Tel'afar and other Sunni cities, while the Muslims and the scholars of the Sultans keep silent....
"The Islamic Army in Iraq announced that it has launched 10 chemical mortar shells and 45 Katyusha missiles on a base of the American forces and the 'Pagan' [National] Guard in Al-Madain. Many soldiers fled the base and anarchy took over, which is an indication of the number of casualties the enemy suffered.
"The entire Islamic world overflowed with joy when Hurricane Katrina struck in America, which seemed to reel from the strength of the hurricane and went asking for aid from all the countries of the world. Broken and completely humiliated, George Bush, a fool who is being obeyed, announced his obvious incapability to deal with the wrath of Allah that visited the city of homosexuals.
"While Louisiana is trying to recover from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, another hurricane fiercely struck the state of North Carolina, on the Atlantic coast, but so far there have been no casualties or significant damage, as was expected. We hope that Allah will humiliate America with this hurricane to make it a lesson for whoever wants to listen.”
Good, let them keep it up. Let them make the lines clear, because when the fighting hits the streets, I want to have no doubts who my enemies are.
And I'm ready.
Doesn't sound too different from an Air America broadcast now does it? Wait....you don't think? Nah. Air America has plenty of funding over here.
The religion of hatred and ignorance spews hatred and ignorance.
Welcome to the party.
Who'd a thunkit? Islamo-fascists homophobic? /sarc
This delusional pant-load is obviously a direct descendant of Mohammad.
Someone needs to ask this guy what message was allah sending an earthquake killed 50,000 muslims in Bam Iran, and the tsunami killed 200,000 muslims in Indonesia.
Funny, coming from grabasstic, boy and goat crazed mullahs..
I did some Google searching and found this out....
Total Tsunami victims, mostly MUSLIMS wiped out in about a ten minutes = 175,000
Total US hurricane deaths, since the year 1776 (mostly Jewish and Christian I'm sure), not including Katrina, because the final count isn't in yet = 20,179
I doubt their going to find 154,821 bodies in the Louisiana rubble.
This Muslim moron needs to check his cards before he bets.
Based on the above natural disaster totals, and all others combined I'm sure, if this is a battle between the Judeo/Christian God and Allah, I'd say the Muslims are on the wrong side.
You can stop reading after that first laughable statement.
And when exactly was THIS supposed to have happened? Also, how could they even have had access to "10 chemical mortar shells", when everyone knows that there were no WMD's in Iraq. ;)
Do not insult animals by comparing them to these monsters. Monsters, that's what they are...monsters. ;)
Oh. That reminds me --
I just re-watched these on disc.
They're still fantastic!
"Someone needs to ask this guy what message was allah sending an earthquake killed 50,000 muslims in Bam Iran, and the tsunami killed 200,000 muslims in Indonesia."
Excellent point. With all that has happened to the Militant Islamics you would think they would be asking "Why Allah hath thou forsaken me"
"Guess the moon god isn't fond of muslims either since the tsunami wiped out a bunch of them.
Whats the ragheads have to say about that?"
They will always say they were the wrong muslims. Like the shi'ites are the wrong muslims for them. 'Cause, you know, they decide who's right who's wrong. They think, they are G-d. Presuptuous insects. They are playing with fire.
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