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Judge used 'penis pump' during murder case
icWales network ^ | September 26, 2005 | Staff

Posted on 09/28/2005 7:05:57 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi

Judge used 'penis pump' during murder case

Sep 26 2005

icWales

 

A US judge will go on trial today charged with three counts of indecent exposure after allegedly masturbating using a “penis pump” while presiding over a murder case.

Witnesses claim they could hear the noise of the device coming from beneath the robes of Donald Thompson as he sat on the bench.

The 58-year-old former district judge had served at Creek County Court, Oklahoma, where he was charged, for 22 years.

The sex toy will be presented as evidence during the trial.

The court has also permitted testimony that a second pump was seen under Judge Thompson’s bench, despite his lawyers’ attempts to get the evidence barred.

Thompson faces 10 years in prison and a £11,000 (20,000 dollar) fine for each offence. If convicted he would also have to register as a sex offender when released from prison.

He is accused of using the pump during two murder trials and a civil case in 2003.

Jurors claim they heard what sounded like a bicycle pump or blood-pressure pump.

One “heard ’a swooshing kind of air, like kind of ch, ch’ and saw Thompson making some movement with his upper body and arms“, according to documents filed by the state attorney general.

Court reporter Lisa Foster told authorities she saw the bespectacled judge attach and use the device almost daily during one trial, and that the sounds could be heard on the tape she made.

She claims she made notes when she saw Thompson using the pump during that trial and another first-degree murder trial in August 2003.

The bizarre events were also witnessed by police officers giving evidence, the papers say.

According to an affidavit, a court-ordered DNA sample confirms the fluids found in his old courtroom and office were semen.

Judge C Allen McCall has not yet decided whether jurors will get to hear Ms Foster’s audio recording.

Thompson claims the pump was just a joke gift from a friend.

Both sides will begin quizzing a 350-member jury pool at the Oklahoma court today. The trial is expected to last about two weeks.



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KEYWORDS: eww; jurist; panders; proud; pump; purist
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I say,

'guilty on all (sperm) counts'!


61 posted on 09/28/2005 7:36:47 PM PDT by ZOTnot ('We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good'--Hillary, 6/28/2004.)
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To: Petronski; Lazamataz; Conspiracy Guy; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; mhking; rdb3; cyborg
while presiding over a murder case

So many jokes. Gavels and banging and such. Just emulating Slick Willy perhaps? While presiding over a case? Ugh, that's just gross.

62 posted on 09/28/2005 7:38:15 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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To: DocH
I think you've got the wrong black guy. Wasn't it Flip Wilson who said "here come da judge"?

I'm 99 percent sure it was Sammy who was 'da judge' on Laugh In....Flip's thing (just as funny) was Geraldine "You better shut yo' mouth" Jones.

63 posted on 09/28/2005 7:38:43 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Cindy, ya shoulda stuck with "offshore drilling" as your cause)
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To: fortunecookie; cyborg

I do NOT want to see the briefs...


64 posted on 09/28/2005 7:39:41 PM PDT by Petronski (I thank God for Cyborg.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Better than using a murder pump in a penis case.


65 posted on 09/28/2005 7:40:06 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: fortunecookie
While presiding over a case?

The defendant was appealing.

66 posted on 09/28/2005 7:40:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Penal code.)
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To: Cobra64

Do you mean Judge Babes?

Sure. Just as long as she slumps way down in her chair, so those present in the Court Room only hear the pants and moans, the yes! yes! yes! and the squish! squish! squish! of the pump and see only her glazed eyes and sweaty brow.


67 posted on 09/28/2005 7:40:53 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Show me a liberal and I'll show you a head and a heart, designed for nothing but cracking walnuts.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
One “heard ’a swooshing kind of air, like kind of ch, ch’ and saw Thompson making some movement with his upper body and arms“

LOL

68 posted on 09/28/2005 7:42:38 PM PDT by Jorge (Q)
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To: linkinpunk

My dad always said, "find something you love to do and find someone to pay you to do it." Seems the judge had a good thing while it lasted.


69 posted on 09/28/2005 7:44:40 PM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (It's easier to save others than it is to save yourself.)
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To: ZOTnot

LOL! And sighs does matter.


70 posted on 09/28/2005 7:44:41 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Show me a liberal and I'll show you a head and a heart, designed for nothing but cracking walnuts.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

LOL


71 posted on 09/28/2005 7:45:26 PM PDT by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

What's really gross is the forensic people cut the pump in two and swabbed it for DNA.


72 posted on 09/28/2005 7:46:28 PM PDT by JustAnotherOkie
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To: MarineBrat

While looking for "blow up photos" lookie at what I stumbled across.

http://www.kanyak.com/dws.html

Includes a great audio file.

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep


If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends
You got a thing for ewes
Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed
Here's what you gotta do

Get off the farm, stay outta the barn
Go read a nursery rhyme
Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime


73 posted on 09/28/2005 7:47:56 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi; sheik yerbouty
The court has also permitted testimony that a second pump was seen under Judge Thompson's bench, despite his lawyers' attempts to get the evidence barred.

I wonder if the judge was afraid that first pump would be jealous.

74 posted on 09/28/2005 7:49:29 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (France is an example of retrograde chordate evolution.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The defendant was appealing.

Eeeewwwww, shudder.

75 posted on 09/28/2005 7:49:50 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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To: Petronski
I do NOT want to see the briefs...

Oh, this is just soooo gross.

76 posted on 09/28/2005 7:50:45 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Wow, not a joke -

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0121051judge1.html


77 posted on 09/28/2005 7:51:30 PM PDT by KingKongCobra (Trying to save the "Donner Party" from themselves.)
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To: fortunecookie; Billthedrill

A "Polling the Jury" ping for you.


78 posted on 09/28/2005 7:51:30 PM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (It's easier to save others than it is to save yourself.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
this whole thing is just sick, and the jokes on all the posts are just as bad, if not worse. doesn't anyone appreciate the sacredness of sex anymore???
79 posted on 09/28/2005 7:52:54 PM PDT by GOP_Thug_Mom (Crosby, TX--25 miles E/NE of dntwn. Houston)
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To: fortunecookie
Oh, this is just soooo gross.

PRECISELY why I don't want to see them.

80 posted on 09/28/2005 7:53:56 PM PDT by Petronski (I thank God for Cyborg.)
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