Why bother.
There are better candidates.
I know you didn't write it, but:
"Have him move to Mars!" - Bwa hah hah (LOL) ;-)
Anyhow, I agree there are better candidates, as do most at FR. The point of my article is in the title, how to make Alberto Gonzales acceptable. Right now, he is not.
No doubt there are better options (Luttig, dammit!).