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Most awful movies (in celebration of Hollywood's fourth declining revenue year in a row)
9/28/05 | ltn72

Posted on 09/28/2005 9:11:34 AM PDT by pabianice

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To: pabianice

Everybody just lay off of 'Equinox!' That's a scary movie, and I'm still scared of park rangers.


341 posted on 09/28/2005 10:51:56 AM PDT by HitmanLV
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To: Borges
Does there have to be a happy ending? At least it was ambitious.

Not necessarily, though that's what many Americans seem to want. But a good one would have been nice. At least two of those other three endings would have been a much better place to stop the movie (tossing out the child once the real child was cured and sitting in front of the statue under the sea) than the horribly muddled and unsatisfied ending that the movie mercifully stopped with.

I'm curious, though. On what ground do you consider it "ambitious"?

342 posted on 09/28/2005 10:52:02 AM PDT by Question_Assumptions
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To: geopyg

I saw Santa Claus Counquers the Martians a few weeks ago on our local high school cable channel. One very very very weird movie.

But hey... Santa has a reindeer named "Nixon."

And who can forget:

S-a-n-t-a-c-l-a-u-s
Hooray for Santy Claus!
You spell it
S-a-n-t-a-c-l-a-u-s
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Hooray for Santy Claus!
Yeah yeah for Santy Claus
He's fat and round, but jumpin' jiminy
He can climb down any chim-neyyyy

When we hear sleigh bells ring
our hearts go ting-a-ling
cause there'll be presents under the tree
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Now all year long at the North Pole
He's busy making toys
but he knows just what you're doing
so you better be good girls and boys

Hang up that mistletoe
soon you'll hear ho ho ho
on Christmas day you'll wake up
and you'll say
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah
Hooray!

Hang up that misteltoe
soon you'll hear ho ho ho
on Christmas day you'll wake up
and you'll say
Hooray for Santy Claus!

S-a-n-t-a-c-l-a-u-s
Hooray for Santy Claus!
You spell it
S-a-n-t-a-c-l-a-u-s
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Hooray for Santy Claus!

Hooray for Santy Claus!


343 posted on 09/28/2005 10:52:25 AM PDT by OleMissRebelYell
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To: najida

I think I was 12 when it came out, Naj. Forgive me, for I have sinned.


344 posted on 09/28/2005 10:52:32 AM PDT by Woman on Caroline Street (Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.)
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To: Sensei Ern

When I saw Blair Witch, Mike Tyson was a few rows behind me, that was scary.


345 posted on 09/28/2005 10:52:42 AM PDT by Central Scrutiniser (Never pet a dog that is on fire)
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To: Syco

I just sat there trying not to yell at the screen during that movie.


346 posted on 09/28/2005 10:52:51 AM PDT by Betis70 (Every generation needs a new revolution)
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To: Vision

Agree, but I would gladly accept the $150 million the movie took in plus the $24 million CD income and all the merchandising megabucks the movie has made and will continue to make. It's a $$$$ bombshell and Hwood can't figure it all out..


347 posted on 09/28/2005 10:53:55 AM PDT by Paulus Invictus
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To: MplsSteve

Never saw it because it seemed too long for me....


A good war movie that I saw, and was surprised at it was "Enemy At the Gates". Its about two Snipers trying to kill each other during the battle for Stalingrad. I thought it was a hell of a war movie..


348 posted on 09/28/2005 10:53:55 AM PDT by Sprite518
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To: Woman on Caroline Street

Hun,
If you knew the movies *I* loved as a kid!

Like I just LOVED the Monkee's movie :)


349 posted on 09/28/2005 10:54:47 AM PDT by najida (Once upon a a very long time ago, in a land far, far away.....It was still all Bush's fault.)
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To: Central Scrutiniser
When I saw Blair Witch, Mike Tyson was a few rows behind me, that was scary.

Did you cover your ears?

350 posted on 09/28/2005 10:54:50 AM PDT by dfwgator (Flower Mound, TX)
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To: pabianice

Haven't been to a movie all year so I don't even know what's playing. Used to enjoy the movies but the liberal leftwing crap coming out of H'weird coupled with the high price of a ticket to support liberal leftist demoncRATs lifestyle turned me off completely. The last movie I saw was LOTR--Return of the King in January 2004.


351 posted on 09/28/2005 10:54:53 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: najida
Like I just LOVED the Monkee's movie :)

You mean "Head" the one Jack Nicholson directed?

352 posted on 09/28/2005 10:56:10 AM PDT by dfwgator (Flower Mound, TX)
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To: Hildy
ok sorry..
353 posted on 09/28/2005 10:56:39 AM PDT by Sprite518
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To: Syco

That's wild.

I love Finding Nemo. I have watched it half a dozen times and think it's a great movie.


354 posted on 09/28/2005 10:56:39 AM PDT by Skooz ("Political Correctness is the handmaiden of terrorism" - Michelle Malkin)
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To: Borges
Mood is more important then logic in a thriller.

Huh? When a science fiction picture can't even get the science close to right, it puts the whole premise into question. Even the sappy "The Day After", a hokey, made-for-TV POS about the after effects of an A-bomb attack on Kansas, had the good sense to get the effects of the Electro-Magnetic Pulse right.

It's the little things that make the difference between a flop and a blockbuster, if you ask me!

355 posted on 09/28/2005 10:56:50 AM PDT by ssaftler ("Where are the Greyhound Buses?" - Ray Nagin)
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To: Woman on Caroline Street

"What was I thinking?" Yea ... I had a moment like that when I saw "Animal House" last summer for the first time in 20 years.


356 posted on 09/28/2005 10:57:34 AM PDT by manwiththehands
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To: Woman on Caroline Street

Oh yea.

Poseidon Adventure


357 posted on 09/28/2005 10:57:39 AM PDT by kidd
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To: pabianice

I saw a new movie over the weekend. Well, it was new for me. "The Court Jester" with Danny Kaye had me in stitches. There were no explosions, no sex scenes, no curse words, and no openly gay characters. Hollywood doesn't make movies like that anymore.


358 posted on 09/28/2005 10:58:44 AM PDT by SaveTheChief ("I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff." - Phillip J. Fry)
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To: dfwgator
LOL! That was classic like the song they play in that scene.
359 posted on 09/28/2005 10:59:11 AM PDT by Sprite518
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To: americanMel
AI would have been a decent movie, *IF* they had left him at the bottom of the ocean and did not raise him for the future robots to find..
360 posted on 09/28/2005 10:59:16 AM PDT by N3WBI3 (If SCO wants to go fishing they should buy a permit and find a lake like the rest of us..)
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