Biology expert testifies. Professor: Intelligent design is creationism.

York Dispatch ^ | 9/27/05 | Christina Kauffman

[b_sharp]

Have one on me.

No, no, no...don't pour one on me...

Oh never mind.

[King Prout]

oh... no: this thread is starting to stagger and shimmie like a burned out junkie hooker lurching bowleggedly homeward to her decrepit hovel at the end of a long night of cheap thrills, moderately adulterated and economical crack cocaine, and grotesque sound effects.

[King Prout]

but look what I did to this thread!?!?!

[Coyoteman]

Radiocarbon? Wrong?

Of course it's wrong.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Were you there?
Light speed used to be faster.
Sediment from St. Helens was carved by water, really really fast.
The flood was wet.

I'm right, you aren't.

Good satire!

(Ah, I love the sound of beta decay in the morning!)

[Right Wing Professor]

Actually, two guys were standing in the end zone of Memorial Stadium, and one asked the other 'Why is there a big Z in the middle of the field'?

[Gumlegs]

Oh, that "little" one. Used his size like a club, he did. Always trying to get sympathy from women. And the crazy thing was, it usually worked. "Oh, isn't he cute?" "Don't you just want to pet him?" He ate it up like honey on a salmon, which I'm told bears would really eat up if they could find the combination in nature. Not that this one would bother looking. He made his living through flattery, back rubs, and those bottles of Clairol he'd smuggle into the house from time to time.

"Goldilocks," my foot. "Pyritelocks" was more like it.

[Thatcherite]

Curiously, statistics appear to indicate that Christians, whether evangelical, born-again, or unmodified, all have higher divorce rates than atheists.

So if he really cared about his daughters happiness rather than his position at church he'd encourage his daughter to marry one of them "evolutionist atheists"

[balrog666]

Ha! You have f.Christian in a frenzy over on LP. He must be off his meds again.

[Right Wing Professor]

So if he really cared about his daughters happiness rather than his position at church he'd encourage his daughter to marry one of them "evolutionist atheists"

...better to get a sperm count first, though. Can't tie yourself to a male of uncertain evolutionary fitness.

[Thatcherite]

I've recently unearthed evidence that Omar was a lurker in crevo debates on IR (IslamicRepublic.com)

Myself when young did eagerly frequent
Doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument
About it and about: but evermore
Came out by the same Door as in I went.

[Right Wing Professor]

Ha! You have f.Christian in a frenzy over on LP. He must be off his meds again.

Hot damn! I think I'll pop over, sign up and taunt him!

[b_sharp]

Sorry about that chief, I had a stigmata in my eye.

[Gumlegs]

Ha! You have f.Christian in a frenzy over on LP.

That differs from his usual state ... how?

[b_sharp]

A far flung rock-u-mentry.

[Gumlegs]

Actually, I rather like the name the team originally had, but I guess early PETA types objected to "Bugeaters."

[King Prout]

s'ok, b. thanks for watching. your lord and master - Foamy.

[Gumlegs]

It's all RWP's fault. He started it with the double post about the wheelbarrow full of rocks.

[King Prout]

rock-u-mentally?
izzat like screwin wi' summun'z mind?

[King Prout]

do these barrows-full of rocks truly explain the incipient chaos which threatens and agitates the scanty flames of the lamps that struggle against the darkness of scientific ignorance...

sorry - can't do it. no more. it hurts.

[Right Wing Professor]

There were just too many rocks. Rocks can be like that, even expensive marble rocks from the 
Italian Riviera. There were rocks there that day, the day she told me. Rocks on the hot, perfumed 
beach, where the Meditteranean beauties copulated with the sun. Rocks on the olive-covered hills. 
Rocks. Huh!