[Gumlegs]

Oh, that "little" one. Used his size like a club, he did. Always trying to get sympathy from women. And the crazy thing was, it usually worked. "Oh, isn't he cute?" "Don't you just want to pet him?" He ate it up like honey on a salmon, which I'm told bears would really eat up if they could find the combination in nature. Not that this one would bother looking. He made his living through flattery, back rubs, and those bottles of Clairol he'd smuggle into the house from time to time.

"Goldilocks," my foot. "Pyritelocks" was more like it.

[furball4paws]

You guys are pikers.

It was a dark and stormy night. The maid screamed. A shot rung out. Suddenly a pirate ship appeared on the horizon. At the front door a handsome, but evil stranger appeared. It was the awful, atheistic, communistic, Stalinistic, Nazi, baby-killer, Dr. A.T. Eist, and in spite of his German name he was pure evil.

"I have come to rape and pillage", he cackled. Since it's hard to rape with electrons I'll just have to pillage this thread to spread my evil theory. In other words, the Evilutionists have come to take over this here town. we're going to have won ton sex and bestiality by the bushel. Now git".

(we'll thicken the plot with some irreducible complexity later).