You left out:
Saddam was just misunderstood.
Osama bin Laden is also a severely misunderstood man.
Christians will force everyone to convert.
Gay people, black people, and women are all oppressed minorities.
Gay people, black people, and women who criticize a Republican can speak no wrong.
The world is as flat as Hillary Clinton says it is.
You also forgot:
Hillary is fat, but nobody can say it.
That's kinda funny. Can I quote you?
"The world is as flat as Hillary Clinton"
-- Coconutt2000
Looking at her ass (not a pleasant activity), I'd say you side with Magellan, right?