Matthew is just a silly little twit. I think Mommy and Daddy got him a "journalist costume" for his First Communion or something and he's been making an ass of himself since.
What does this have to do with his First Holy Communion?
Reminds me of an Arab joke.
Sheik Sahib al Mohammed wants to make his little boy's 10th birthday an event that all the other sheiks will envy. So he asks little Mohammed what he wants for his birthday.
The boy says he'd like to go to the local amusement park.
The sheik invites 300 of the kid's closest friends, charters a 747, and flies the entourage to Paris.
He rents out an entire 5-star hotel, puts the entire kid birthday party up in the luxury suites, then asks little Mohammed how he likes everything.
The kid is overwhelmed. He is overcome with happiness at being able to enjoy such fine pleasures, and he mentions to his father that he wishes the day would never end.
Clap clap. The Sheik says, "Your wish is my command!".
He buys the kid the hotel.
This same sort of thing goes on for the entire next day as they tour Paris. Everytime the kid says he has enjoyed something and he wishes it would never end, the Sheik claps his hands, Your wish is my Command, etc. and buys whatever the kid enjoyed.
So the entourage finally goes to Euro-Disney. After the day, the Sheik asks little Mohammed how he enjoyed the day.
The kid replies, "It was wonderful, father, thank you for making my wish come true."
"Would you like me to buy Euro-Disney for you, son, so that you can enjoy it the rest of your life?"
"No father, you have overwhelmed me with gifts. All I really would like to have is to have a little Mickey Mouse outfit."
So the SHeik claps his hands and buys MSNBC.