A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!!!!
ROFL!!!! Good stuff! Now I have one...
Just in time for football season...Football finally makes sense!
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football
game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
Aftr the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the cute
guys with all the big muscles; but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
Hellooooooo? It's only 25 cents!"