[altura]

We like him 'cuz he's mean. He says to liberal callers what we would all like to say, but can't because:

we don't want to get fired.

we don't want to alienate ALL our friends and family.

[Miss Marple]

I don't get Bill Maher, either. He must have relatives in the business that we don't know about.

I never could figure how Nicholas Cage got handed so many leading roles early in his career, until I found out that he is Francis Ford Coppola's nephew.