[moog]

Surely you jest with such a comment.

WK--When did you change your name to Shirley? Is it because you married Laverne? How are your cousins BillyJoBob and Earl doing? How about your sister Patty Sue? How about your uncle Roy and nephew Lamar?

[WKB]

WK--When did you change your name to Shirley? Is it because you married Laverne? How are your cousins BillyJoBob and Earl doing? How about your sister Patty Sue? How about your uncle Roy and nephew Lamar?


Laverne left me for Squiggy.
Cousins BillyJoBob and Earl died from Aids (you figure it out)
Sister Patty Sue "R u n n o f t" with Uncle Roy.
Lamar is doing 20 to life for crimes against nature on the hog farm.
But thank you so much for not mentioning publicly my brother Leroy who is going to Miss State.

[BruceysMom]

Now now now my Oklahoma born Mother's name is Patty Sue. Show some respect! ;>)