[WKB]

WK--When did you change your name to Shirley? Is it because you married Laverne? How are your cousins BillyJoBob and Earl doing? How about your sister Patty Sue? How about your uncle Roy and nephew Lamar?


Laverne left me for Squiggy.
Cousins BillyJoBob and Earl died from Aids (you figure it out)
Sister Patty Sue "R u n n o f t" with Uncle Roy.
Lamar is doing 20 to life for crimes against nature on the hog farm.
But thank you so much for not mentioning publicly my brother Leroy who is going to Miss State.

[dixiechick2000]

"But thank you so much for not mentioning publicly my brother Leroy who is going to Miss State."


*GASP*

No wonder you want to keep that private.
That's worse than Lamar, who is doing 20 to life for crimes against nature on the hog farm.

You State fans (I think there are some) know I'm just teasin' y'all. ;o)

[moog]

My great great grandma was named Maude. She was a pretty tough old bird. She formed the original Maude squad.