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To: jmc1969

I'm convinced that Zarqawi has more "top aides" than any other political figure in history. This must be around the 247th "top aide" that's been reported killed.


7 posted on 09/26/2005 1:11:49 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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To: GovernmentShrinker
Zarqawi to young man: "You! What's your name?"
Young man: "Apu, sir!"
Zarqawi: "Congratulations, Apu! You are now my top aide! Stand over here by the window!"
24 posted on 09/26/2005 1:14:10 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Many Democrats are not weak Americans. But nearly all weak Americans are Democrats.)
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To: GovernmentShrinker

Thaqt's because they re-grow like shark's teeth...


37 posted on 09/26/2005 1:17:13 PM PDT by LachlanMinnesota
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To: GovernmentShrinker

There is a lot of room for advancement.

They advance to the top, and then get killed by our Troops.

Talk about your Peter Principle.


46 posted on 09/26/2005 1:20:12 PM PDT by i_dont_chat (Houston, TX)
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To: GovernmentShrinker

As long as they are being killed, who cares what rank they held? They can fight over the pecking order in hell. They got their just deserts.


101 posted on 09/26/2005 1:42:51 PM PDT by DuckFan4ever (Thanks to all those serving.)
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To: GovernmentShrinker
I'm convinced that Zarqawi has more "top aides" than any other political figure in history. This must be around the 247th "top aide" that's been reported killed.

Yeah, but look at all the times Zarqawi has been killed...Everytime these people get reincarnated, they come back as terrorists...What's up with that???

125 posted on 09/26/2005 1:58:27 PM PDT by Iscool
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To: GovernmentShrinker
This must be around the 247th "top aide" that's been reported killed.

Well, you have to realize that as his top aides are killed, their subordinates move up to take their places. Working for Zarqawi guarantees quick promotion to the top spots.

148 posted on 09/26/2005 2:30:34 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: GovernmentShrinker

Don't forget to count the doubles.


184 posted on 09/26/2005 5:31:24 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Ignorance is a condition. Stupidity is a strategy.)
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