Top Terrorist dead.. which is DEFINITLY Bush's fault!
Hmmm... Scientists ponder the connection between leaky roofs and gunshots. ?:-/
This is also what killed the Wicked Witch of the East.
I especially like this tidbit down at the bottom.
The Senate would give President Bush $50 billion more for war in Iraq and Afghanistan as part of a $440 billion defense spending measure a panel approved Monday. Reflecting a post-Hurricane Katrina debate about the role of the military in domestic affairs, the bill includes the defense appropriations subcommittee's opinion on when the military should get involved in natural disasters.
What the heck's another $50 billion? What's that make the amount spent now? This is going to be the most expensive democracy ever established in the history of the world. And a generation from now I doubt there will be anything to show for it
Abu Azzam, reportedly the deputy to Abu Musab al Zarqawi, was shot during a house rain in Baghdad, according to Pentagon officials.
What?!?!?! They LIED to me! Durring the interview, they said the last guy who had that job got promoted to "Producer" at something called the "al Queda Network" (which I think is that crazy Spanish channel way up on the dial.)
Owl_Eagle(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
I bet it's tough to get life insurance when you have to put down "Zarqawi's Top Aid" in the occupation box..
Seeking a high level executive for a world-renowned multinational operation. Must have experience in reducing human resources. Relocation a must, with travel 95% of the time. Be prepared to work long hours with difficult communication. Excellent pay and benefits for the right man. No life insurance. Women and infidels need not apply.
How there can be anyone unemployed in Iraq with the amount of jobs Zarqawi offers?
It's an "AIDES" epidemic!
Is this Aide # 3,546 or 3,547?
Seems like every two weeks a "top" Zarquawi aide is killed. How many dozens of "top" aides does he have? How about just not making any such announcements until he himself is dead.
How many of these No.2 guys are there?
Can we trust CBS news again??
Prisoner: Where am I?
Number Two: In The Village.
Prisoner: What do you want?
Number Two: Information.
Prisoner: Which side are you on?
Number Two: That would be telling. We want information, information, information...
Prisoner: You won't get it.
Number Two: By hook or by crook we will. Prisoner: Who are you?
Number Two: The new Number Two.
Prisoner: Who is Number One?
Number Two: You are Number Six.
Prisoner: I am not a number. I am a free man.
Number Two: Ha, ha, ha, ha....
How many Number Two guys does Zarqawi have?
Oh, wait...I get it.
D'OH! First time I heard this news they had reported Zarqawi had been killed. I knew that was too good to be true. Maybe next time.
When you have a "No. 2" man...you really have aides that will take care of ANYTHING.