MNF arrests 80 suspects in northern Iraq

Kuwait News Agency ^ | 2005 Sep 25

[Wiz]

IRBIL, Sept 25 (KUNA) -- The Multi-National Force (MNF) on Sunday announced the arrest of more than 80 suspected terrorists and seized a number of weapons caches in northern Iraq.

An MNF press release said that the Iraqi and US forces seized four weapons caches, arrested 13 suspected terrorists, killed one terrorist, and wounded two others in several operations on Friday and Sunday.

It added that the Iraqi Police on Friday clashed with gunmen and wounded two of them in Mosul, noting that one of them managed to escape, while the other was transported to hospital.

[Wiz]

ping

[End Times Sentinel]

Big time congratulations to Coach Madden, Al Michaels, and intrepid sideline reporter, Melissa Stark! 

 

From the article:

 

"Stark led the dawn raid on the suspected safe house and singlehandedly suppressed resistance with a barage from her M-16 while Michaels and Madden got in place.  The suspects were promptly rounded up, and transported to a detention facility aboard the Madden Cruiser which was then headed to Denver to cover the Broncos Cheifs showdown.

 

"'No way could we have pulled this off without Missy!' Madden spouted to reporters.  'I can only imagine if Dennis Miller was called on for such bravery' injected Michaels 'that guy was a total puss.  And don't even get me started on Dan Dierdorff.  Did you know that guy had a koran in the booth with him?  Wore one of those Yassir Arafat tablecloths in pre game meetings too, did you know that?'"

 

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[elhombrelibre]

This will probably be in tonight's TV MSM reports.

[dfwgator]

Do you believe in miracles....yes!!!

[frankiep]

ROFL

The first thing I thought when I saw the headline of this thread was "Monday Night Football". I guess I wasn't the only one :-)