I've been online 11 years! I get first dibs!!!!!
LOL... yeah - if we could swing it, I'd be happy to give you first dibs, even though I've been on the 'net since 1991 (I used to post oodles on "Aviation Digest" and similar "gopher" forums) - somehow I think we're going to be outvoted by all the newbies, though... blasted capitalism/democracy...